Call Roger Coursey at 214 563-2596 and ask him when the black helicopters will be in your area. Maybe you can get a free ride?
The 6 page document is found in full at: http://www.najis.org/Presentations/2009%20Presentations/NAJIS%20Handout%20Sept%2015-17%202009%5B1%5D%20target.pdf
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