Here is an idea for all you
unemployeed Target folks! (and also for the rest of you who will soon be unemployeed)

Get a nice job in India, no more snow and slush and maybe you can even work at the Robert J. Ulrich Center!

Wait a minute!
Maybe Target could lay off some of those people in India and keep the jobs in the USA?
Nah, that wouldn't work, those Indians will work for 25% of what Americans will work for, so we can't do that.
Take a look at opportunities in India: